THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THIS SH*T?
Most authors’ email newsletters are forgettable. Half-assed, boring, inconsistent. They might pop up in your inbox three times in one week, then vanish for three months. They’re rambling, dull, self-indulgent, annoying.
I say: fuck that.
If I’m going to take up space in your already-crammed inbox, I want to be damn sure I earn my spot there.
Hence: Sh*t Just Got Interesting.
An author newsletter you’ll actually want to read.
Here’s what you need to know.
It’s free. Always, and forever. No paid subs, no reward tiers, no begging for cash. If you sign up, you get it all.
It’ll be there every week, at the same time, on the same day. Every Thursday, 8am EST. No excuses, no missed weeks (unless I’m on vacation. Or dying. But if that happens, I’ll tell you.)
It’s full of stuff you actually want to read. I don’t cut corners here. Each and every newsletter is something I take time on, and it’s always worth checking out. I won’t just be writing about my own books, or activities. I’ll be tackling politics, pop culture, other books and authors, tech, music, and dogs (the good boi and good girl quotient is strong).
Here are just a few things I’ve covered in the past (click to read):
Rubber Chicken Death Match (this was one weeeeeird little detour, let me tell you)
Wait…did I mention you get a free audiobook, just for signing up?
It's called CRUNCH. It's a scifi thriller about corporate espionage at a videogames developer, and you're going to love it.
It’s written under my real name, Rob Boffard. I also recorded, mixed, and edited the whole thing (don’t laugh—I used to engineer audiobooks for a living!)
Did I mention it's free? It's free. Just punch your email in the box below to get the download link.
What are you waiting for? Let’s get this sh*t started.
A brief legal bit, which I have to state thanks to the General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR) in the European Union:
I’m Rob Boffard, aka Jackson Ford. I’ll keep the email address and name you used to sign up to my email list indefinitely. Only I have access to it. It is stored on Mailchimp’s servers, but they are unable to see the exact details.
By opting-in through the clicked link in your email, you’ve given me clear consent to collect this data. You can opt out at any time (and keep your audiobook).
I am working with Mailchimp to allow you to download this data, or delete it entirely, without asking me first. Until we figure out how to do that, you can opt out anytime by clicking the Unsubscribe link in any email from me. If you want your address deleted entirely, just let me know! I’ll happily delete it and send you proof, if required.
If your data is ever compromised, I’ll tell you immediately, and take steps to fix it.