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A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers Competition

A competition to win an annotated copy of A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers, the fourth Frost Files novel, by Jackson Ford

Win an annotated copy of A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers!

(This competition is now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered!)

That's right. I've taken a copy of my new book, and scribbled all over it. I’m an adult now, I can do this shit without getting in trouble.

I've added jokes, lewd drawings, insights about the writing process, comments on the characters, maybe even a hint or two about what's coming next in the series. This isn't just a brand-new adventure for Teagan Frost, with all the humour, action, psychokinetic powers, and amazing food you've come to expect. It's one-of-a-kind. There will literally never be another version like this. No seriously, I’m not doing it again, my hand hurts now.

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If you win this book—the only author-annotated copy of A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers that will ever exist—I’ll not only send you this one-of-a-kind prize, but I’ll refund you the purchase price of the book you bought (via PayPal).

I can post the annotated book anywhere on Earth. Whatever country, territory, private island or failed state you are in, I'll send it to you. And yes, it will be signed. And possibly accompanied by even more lewd drawings.

How To Enter:

1. Preorder A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers

Here’s an Amazon link, but you can preorder it absolutely anywhere they sell books, and in any format. Whatever bookstore you like, in whatever country you like. eBook, print book, cuneiform tablets…whatever floats your boat. ANY PREORDER COUNTS! You’ll find a list of online stockists here to get you started.

2. Send Me Your Receipt!

Either as a photo attachment (if it’s a physical receipt) or just forward the receipt the store emailed to you (if you bought it online). Send it to frostfilescompetition at gmail.com.

That’s it!

Unless…

Increase Your Chances!

If you want to up your chances of winning the annotated book, and put your name into the hat more than once, do the following:

- Follow me on Twitter or Instagram, and put a link to your profile in the email (THREE ENTRIES)

- Post on your preferred social media about the series, with the tag #teaganfrost (FIVE ENTRIES)

- Subscribe to my newsletter (FIVE ENTRIES)

- Write a review of one of the previous books in the series, on any site you like, and put a link in the email (The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind, Random Sh*t Flying Through The Air, and Eye of the Sh*tstorm) (TEN ENTRIES PER REVIEW SUBMITTED!)

(Please note: all of these additional things will still need to be accompanied by proof of your preorder for A Sh*tload of Crazy Powers, or they won’t be valid.)

Already followed, or reviewed, or posted, or subscribed, or all of the above? Congrats for being ahead of the curve! Put links to those in the email, (in the case of the newsletter subscription, there’s no need to say you’ve subscribed—I’ll see it) and I’ll put your additional entries in.

Do one or more of those things before 9 May 2022, and you have a chance to win this one-of-a-kind prize that will never be offered again.

Good luck!

J

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